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Adult sms - Desi SMS

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 | 0 comments |

1 police or 1 foji ek sath train m safar ker rahe they……………
Police: Ap chuti p ja rahe hen?
Foji: Han meri wife k dekiivery ha.
Police: Kitne din bad gher ja rahe haen?
Foji: 2 sal baad.
Police: Phir tu wo bacha haram ka ho ga jo hone wala ha.
Foji: mujhe konsa gher rakhna ha, police mae bharti kara donga!

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BV: 1 bat batao. Maroge to nahi,
Huby: nahi
BV: main pregnant hoon
Huby: y to khoshi k bat hay
BV: Shadi se pehle jb abba k bataya tha to unhu n to bohat mara tha.

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2 gals werehaving sex using carrots.
Sardar asked: wat r u doing?
Gals: u naughty guy, come on join us?
Sardar: 1 minute mae V gajaran lai awan.

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A new wife has 3 qualities……….. economist in kitchen, artish at
home, devil at bed. After a few years she is ……. Artist in kitchen,
devil at home n economist in bed.