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Sunday, May 18, 2008 | 0 comments |

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!

Husbd: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.