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Blonde lawyer: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

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Blonde lawyer: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Blonde lawyer: Did he kill you?

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Blonde lawyer: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Blonde lawyer: How many were boys?
A: None.
Blonde lawyer: Were there any girls?

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Blonde lawyer: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?
A: That's me.
Blonde lawyer: Were you present when that picture was taken?

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Blonde lawyer: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Blonde lawyer: And these stairs, did they go up also?

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Blonde lawyer: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on March 12th.
Blonde lawyer: Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
A: Yes.
Blonde lawyer: What were you doing at that time?