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Husband apni biwi ke yahana chutti manaane jata hai.Ek din biwi se kehta hai aaj sex ho jaye.
Biwi : nahi merem papa ke ghar hain hum log.
Husband : To kya mere baap ka ghar randikhana hai jo roz tayaar rehti ho
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Mullaji begum ko surprise dene ke liye apne neeche ke baal katwa diye.Jab raat ko mullaji aur unki begum so rahe the to begum ne haanth phiraya aur boli are gupta ji aap kab aa gaye.
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Teacher student she: girls apna mobile apni uper ki jeb main kyun nahi rakhti.
Student: kyonki vibration se doodh kahni dahi na ban jaye.
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Ek insaan ko kya chahiye :
1 ladki jo use pyar de.
1 ladki jo use achha khana bana ke de.
1 ladki jo use apna dil de.


Aur ye teeno ladkian apas main kahi na mile.