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Engine failure

Saturday, June 07, 2008 | 0 comments |

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Delhi to Kolkata, the captain
announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There
is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than
scheduled, but we still have three engines left.”Thirty minutes later
the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and the flight will
take an additional two hours. But don’t worry. We can fly just fine on
two engines.”An hour later the captain announced, “One more engine has
failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don’t
worry. We still have one engine left.”A young Sardar passenger turned
to the man in the next seat and remarked, “If we lose one more engine,
we’ll be up here all day!”