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Santa and Banta walk into a bar scamming for two-legged females.
Santa says, "Hey, check out the girl over there. I'll bet she's really hot in bed!"
He proceeds to go over and make small talk with her. Before long, they both leave for a one-nighter.
The next day, they meet up and are again scamming for anything that breathes.
This time Banta goes over to the same girl, pinches her in the rear, and the two were off for a quickie.
Fifteen minutes later, Banta comes back and compares notes with Santa.

Santa says, "I think my wife is better."

Banta nods his head and says, "Yeah, your wife is much better!"