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"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the
block?" a little girl asked. "No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat,"
replied the mother. "What does that mean?" asked the child. Embarrassed
and not wanting to get into a
biological discussion with her young daughter, the Mother said, "Oh,
just go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fifi for
a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was in
and that I had to come talk to you." Not wanting to have the
biological discussion
either, the father said, "Bring Fifi over here." He took a rag, soaked
it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear end with it. "Okay, now
you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you can only go
around the block once."

The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on
the leash. "Where is Fifi?" her father asked.
"She should be here in a minute," advised the daughter. "She ran out of
gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."