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what is the similarity between a sardar & a donkey both moves towards the
road transport as they grown up
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sardar aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya
2nd sardar: wo kaise?
1st sardar: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha
liya.
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sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai,

friend: acha wo kaise?
yar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi
thi.!!
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sardar: yaar meri biwi ghar chodkar bhag gai..

mona: tune use pyar se nahi rakha hoga,
sardar: nahi yar sagi behan se bhi badkar rakha tha..
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yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. there he saw gandhi dancing with
bipasha.
he asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta bipasha nu diti hai..