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sardar breaks an egg 2 make an omlet.
he finds d egg empty . . . gets frustrated &
say's "iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai!
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santa:banta yeh automatically kya hota hai?
banta: oye tenu eh v nhi pata santa. dear jab auto main koi ganji
ladki ja
rahi ho to usse kehte hain auto-me-takli.
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q: a man asked santa, "akal badhi ya bhains? "
a: santa bola, "pehle date of birth to batao."
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what's ford?
santa: gaadi.
what's oxford?
santa: so simple, bail gaadi.
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nurse: congrats santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
santa: meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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petrol ke rate badhne par santa bola: "menu koi farak nahin penda.
pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."