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Mohan desperetly wants to fuck a woman, but all her lady- friends are out of town, or otherwise unavailable. He goes to a friend Ravi, who is a gigolo.

"I need a woman, please help me out", he tells to his friend.

"OK, that's easy. Go with train. After three stops You must exit the train. There You will see a 3-floor building. Go to appartement no. 7. When the woman opens the door, just say, 'I came here to fuck You.'. It's as simple as this."

Off Mohan goes. Time flies in a train, because Mohan examines with his eyes all the women in the train. (unfortunately he misses one train- stop.) When he exits the train, he actually notices a three- floor house (but this is another one). He goes to appartement no. 7 and tells the lady, "I'm here to Fuck You".

They get inside, undressed and right to the bed. Afrer few "rounds" Mohanhears that someone opening the front door. He tries to dress himself, but he's not fast enough.

The husband enters: "IN WHITCH TRAIN STOP I DID TELL YOU TO EXIT!" yells Ravi.