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Thursday, July 24, 2008 | 0 comments |

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.


Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.


If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.


Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge


Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.


"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back."


My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.