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1.LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are in
now.

2.LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.

3.LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

4.LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.

5.LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning
you will have a flat tyre.

6.BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.

7.LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.

8.LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to your boss
that a machine won't work, it will!

9.LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach

10.LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last
until the coffee is cold.