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Rahul gandhi: Mummy aap ki vajh se meri shadi nahi ho pa rahi.
Sonia Gandhi: woh kyun beta?
Rahul : har jagh to likha rehta hai sonia ko bahumat do.

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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

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Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

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A man inserted an 'add' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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A Wife's prayer:
Lord
Give me WISDOM to understand my husband
LOVE to forgive him
PATIENCE with his moods
Bt
Don't give me STRENGTH
i'll kill that Bastard.. ;->


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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!