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A man playing golf by himself hits a hole in one on the fifth hole, and out pops a genie to offer him one wish.

“That’s easy,” he says. “I wish I had a bigger dick.”

“It will be so,” says the genie, who then disappears.

The guy’s johnson grows longer as he continues playing, until by the
11th hole it’s hanging out of his pants leg. He gets another hole in
one, and again the genie appears to offer him a wish.

“I keep tripping over my dick, and it’s really annoying,” says the man.

“So what is your wish, master?” asks the genie.

“I want longer legs.”