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Three generals, an American, a British, and a Canadian, are sitting in their mess, bragging about the courage of their troops.

The American General says: "My troops are the most courageous of
them all." He pokes his head out the window "Sargent! Stand in front of
that corporal there, and he’ll shoot you" The sargent snaps to
attention, salutes, and BANG! he’s dead.

The British general is impressed, but not to be out done, he sticks
his head out of the mess. "Private! lie down in the middle of the road,
and the lieutenat there will run over you with his tank!" The private,
given a direct order, lies down, and without flinching, gets squished
by the tank.

The Canadian general, looking impressed, sticks his head out and
looks around. He sees a lineman on top of a 120 foot power pylon.
"Corporal! Jump off the pylon". The corporal looks at the ground, looks
back at the general:

"Fuck you sir!"