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Having snuck out with a very cute young woman that he met at a party, Banta, exhausted from hours of hot sex, woke up at her apartment at 3 A.M.
"Oh God!" Banta thought, "Jeeto's gonna kill me!"
Trying to figure out how he would explain this to Jenny without getting whacked with a frying pan, inspiration struck first.

Banta dashed out to the nearest pay phone, dialed his home number quickly, and breathlessly said, "Jeeto, Jeeto! Don't pay the ransom!!!

I escaped!!!"