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Two sardar were walking together...

Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..

Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....

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Santa to preeto: "I want to marry you"
Preeto: "But I am one year elder to you."
Santa: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."

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A Santa enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Santa : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"

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Two sardar went into a pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner
So the two sardar exchanged their sandwiches.