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One fine day a girl proposed to a sardar and sardar denied
Simply saying that in our family,

We marry only our relatives..
My mom married my dad,
My brother married my bhabhi ,
My uncle married my aunt and so on.

So please excuse me !!!!!

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A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sundu. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning

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A sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate

Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer
two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?

The sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only
12 seconds in a year?"
The sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word