What women say... ...What they mean...
Can't we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going
to let any part of your body touch
any part of mine, again.
I just need some space ...without you in it
Can you help me with my homework? If I keep whining, the fool will do
it for me.
Do I look fat in this dress? We haven't had a fight in a while
No, pizza's fine Cheap bastard
I just do not want a boyfriend now I just do not want (you as a) boy-
I don't know; what do you want to I can't believe that you have
do? nothing planned
Come here My puppy does this too
I like you but... I don't like you
You never listen You never listen
We're moving too quickly I am not going to sleep with you
until I find out if this guy in Bio
has a girlfriend
I'll be ready in a minute I AM ready, but I am going to make
you wait because I know you will.
Oh, no, I will pay for myself I am just being nice; there is no
way I am going dutch
Oh Yes! Right there Well, near there; I just want to get
this over with
I'm just going out with the girls We are gonna get sloppy and make
fun of you and your freinds
There's no one else I am doing your brother
Size doesn't count... unless I want an orgasm