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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men.

It only seems longer.

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied, "In the lake."

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.