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Banta: Bade sharm ki baat hai main homosexual ho gaya hu.
Preeto: Wo kaise ?
Banta: I have sex at home only.
Preeto: Thank God! Main aisi nahi hoon

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Jewellery shop mein Santa ki zabardast pitaayi ho gai. Y ?
Sanata ne sales-girl se kaha: Aapki ek ek item gazab ki hai.
Sone ka kya rate lengi.

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Banta ne Suhag raat ko biwi se pucha: Kya tum VIRGIN ho?
Biwi: Ji, magar PEECHE se! Aur Tum?
Banta: Main bhi, magar aage se