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The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word fascinate."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was Fascinated."

The teacher said, "Good, but again, I wanted the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand.

She was hesitant to call on Johnny but figured there was no way to pervert the word fascinate so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her tits are so big that she can only fasten eight.