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A Sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!" : "I don't have to think-I'm sardar!"

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Sardars SantaSingh and Banta Singh are in a railway station.
Santa Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Banta Singh.

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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
"Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."