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Santa: Madam this panty & this bra will look nice on U.
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: I'have done diploma in interior designing.

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Santa divorced his wife on 1st night.
Banta asked him the reason,
Santa said, "Yaar ohdi panty te sticker laga si: OK/Tested. Mohan Lal & Sons

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Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin,
shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.