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Santa: Qutub minar kahan hai?

Pappu: Pata nahi.

Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.

Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai?

Santa: Pata nahi.

Pappu: Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo.

 

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Santa: What food u feed ur new born baby?

Beautiful Young Mom: Breast milk & orange juice.

Santa: Oye, Which side is orange juice?

 

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Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena.

Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?

Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.