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The hotel Astor hired Amanpreet as a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains to announce,

"FREE BUS TO THE HOTEL ASTOR!"

On the way to the train station on his first trip, Amanpreet kept repeating to himself, "Free bus to the hotel Astor. Free bus to the hotel Astor," until he had it memorized perfect.

Upon his arrival at the station, however, he became confused at all the noise and hub bub and started shouting:

"FREE HOTEL AT THE BUST YOUR ASTOR . . . err . . .FREE ASS AT THE HOTEL BASTARD . . . I mean . . .FREEZE YOUR ASS AT THE HOTEL BUSTER . . . damn . . .SQUEEZE YOUR BUST AT THE HOTEL FASTER . . . aaargh . . . BUST YOUR ASS AT THE HOTEL FREEZER ...shit . . . TAKE A CAB!"