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This is the daily schedule of a software engg..
8:30AM: Wake up
8:45AM: Tough decision ; To bathe or not..
8:50AM: Have To..
9:15AM: Punch in..
9:20AM: Check Mail..
9:25AM: Check Again just in case....
9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea(9:45AM)..
9:45AM: TEA party..
10:00AM:Check Mail..
10:05AM:Check again.Can't Believe that no mail has come.
Is every Body dead or what..
10:20AM:Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation.
Turn around to look for some body (Any body) to talk to..
10:30AM:Found a guy testing something. Feel
real pity for his
pathetic,boring and useless existence..
10:40AM:Sudden urge to get some work done and
fast. Start looking for
the file.Can't remember it's name
11:00AM:Boss summons in his office. Bad sign..
11:30AM:How the hell am i suppose to remember
everything. Why should i
be responsible for everything that goes bad..
11:45AM:Try to locate a scape goat. No body
around..
12:00AM:Mood is really bad decide to postpone
work till after lunch..
12:30AM:lunch
1:00PM: Lunch over..
1:10PM: Go for a smoke.Can't even smoke in
this god forsaken place..
1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not pay
for the cig.. the other chap is so foolish..
1:50PM: Mood is good.Real sleazy thoughts..
2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a
mammoth mental effort..
2:45PM: Tea Time..
3:00PM: Chat and discuss with collegue on the
bad state of the company..
Blame everybody for incompetence and
laziness..
4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for
help.(Jerk)
4:11PM: Try to look busy..
4:12PM: He is asking for a technical
help.(Real jerk)..
4:15PM: After really making him beg for help
decide to take a look..
4:50PM: No solution found. really angry on the
guy r getting myself involve..
4:55PM: Sudenly boss is spotted in the neighbouring area.
Try make as much loud noise as possible with some
obscure technical jargon thrown in..
5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear..
5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD..
5:10PM: Check mail. 'Yes' a mail has finally arrived..
5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good..
5:14PM: a quick dash for gate..
5:15PM: Third in punching out..
5:25PM: Reached Room..
5:26PM: TV on.No worth while program..
8:30PM: Still no worth while program.Every body is getting
lazi and irresponsible what will happen to this world
GOD help us.. Curse goverment and RnD..
8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking..
8:48PM: Dinner finished..
8:50PM: Bay watch. At last some quality..
11:00PM: Mtv Grind. Hmm things are looking up..
12:45PM: Today there were really good programs..
12:46PM: decide to sleep. Tough day ahead..