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Jokes- Mistress

Monday, February 16, 2009 | 0 comments |

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A married couple was enjoying a dinner out when a gorgeous blonde walked over to their table, exchanged warm greetings with the husband, and walked away.

"Who was that?" the wife demanded.

"If you want to know," the husband replied, "that was my mistress."

"Your mistress? That's it! I want a divorce!" the wife fumed with anger.

The husband looked her straight in the eye and said, "Are you sure you want to give up our big house in the suburbs, your Mercedes, your furs, your jewelry, and our vacation home in Mexico?"

For a long time they continued dining in silence. Finally, the woman nudged her husband and said, "Isn't that Howard over there? Who's he with?"

"That's HIS mistress," her husband replied.

"Oh," she said, taking a bite of dessert. "Ours is much cuter."