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Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passersby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"

The Sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

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A Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"