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Q: How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?

A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

Q: How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?

A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why do Sardars work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

Q: Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?

A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A: They think their picture is being taken.

Q: Why can't Sardar dial 911?

A: They can not find the eleven on the phone

Q: How do you get Sardar on the roof?

A: Tell him the drinks are on the house.

Q: "Oh, look at the dead bird."

A: Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?