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The other day, my girlfriends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club" One of my friends wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 dollar bill.

The "male dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and pastes it on his butt cheek.

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back, licks the $20 bill and pastes it on his butt cheek.

Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my friend pulls out a $50 bill.

She calls the guy back over again, licks the $50 bill and again pastes it on his butt cheek.

Now the attention is focused on me. What can I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought a minute. And the financial analyst in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the $80 bucks and went home.