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Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and

Values.

Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"

Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"

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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my

Intelligence comes from?"

The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother,

Cause I still have mine"

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Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court

Judge said,

"And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week"

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and

Then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself,"

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This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde

Wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen.

Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and asks,

"How do you get into those pants?"

The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start by buying me a drink."

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Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the

Horn by mistake.

She turned and looked at him for an explanation He said, "I did that by

accident."

She replied, "I know that, Grandpa."

He replied, "How did you know?"