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A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery.

He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

Our Sardar says, "I want my $20 million."

The man replied, "No, Sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years. "

Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."

Again, the man explained that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! if you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!"